"Kaagaz Ke Phool" Aaj Ka Version

Doing it's rounds on the internet it's reached me. Enjoyed it, particularly when I googled this song on the YouTube and went through the new lyrics. It's real fun ......!!!!!!!!!!
A tribute to the great Guru Dutt

"Kaagaz Ke Phool" Aaj Ka Version "Software Ke Phool......!!!!!!!!!!"

A reborn Guru Dutt sets up a Software firm. He makes a film, called 'Software ke phool'.  Sahir Sahab likewise revises his old song for the new venture.
It goes like this:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
yeh basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek log-in pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi,
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor,
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem'
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer,
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?